I’ve been a fan of yours way back when boy bands ruled the charts. Despite the lip-synching—you’re still one of my favorite entertainers. Everyone has a ‘Dark Age, but I’ve stuck by all 6 of yours. Even when you…
a) Cheated on Justin
b) Got married in Vegas
c) Married K- Fed
d) did Chaotic
e) Shaved your head
f) Dated a slimy Paparazzo
Brit—I’ve stuck by you through it all. Even at your at your greasiest moments, I knew you’d bounce back. I even saw you on your ‘come-back tour.’ Now that you’re life is gradually getting back together with a new BF, regular visitations with your children…can you please hire a stylist and new hairdresser. I think I can put better outfits together with my eyes closed. With all of your success and stardom—you should look like one (think Gaga, Beyonce). There are days when you pull it together (i.e. VMA’s 08). Let’s try to make this glamour look more routine.
You know it’s bad when Lindsay starts looking normal…
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